DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD SITE TO GET THE SCRIPT TO “GOOD BURGER” STARING KENAN AND KEL?

You can use cookies to make the “logged in” experience different that the “logged off” experience. On every page, read a cookie to check if they’re logged in. If they’re not use JavaScript to redirect to the login page. Then, ask whatever you want, set the logged in cookie, and store whatever data you need (i.e user’s name) to a cookie. On any page, if they’re logged in, do whatever you want (different styles, a welcome banner, whatever).

But there’s really no point in any of this, because being logged on can’t grant you access to any extra data. It’s going to seem very much like a façade.